These eyeball tattoos were done in prison with no tattoo equipment at all. They were done by people with no tattoo experience at all. In a prison cell. They hint that they may have gotten their hands on a hypodermic needle. It’s one of the least common tattoos and very very risky business. It’s eyeball tattooing.

eyeball tattoos

This is a graphic video of a person getting a deep blue eyeball tattoo. He’s one of the few people in the world foolish enough to attempt eyeball tattoos.

The first eyeball tattoo with black. It’s a special ink just for eyes. I’m not sure what that means.

And now here’s green eye tattooing.

sweeet

Pros: Slµts

Cons: The next morning

Best Uses: partying

sweet

(legalese)

All I can think of is mountains, milk maids and soft clouds with pink nipples.  I don’t even think it’s possible for this chick to drown.  I’ve never seen a rack that big that was actually still attractive.

And where the hell was I when it was happening?  Holy shit those girls are fine!

Those pesky boat rails can sometimes be a problem for intoxicated boat passengers looking to impress their friends on video.

A horrible helicopter crash during aerial pursuit. The reporter acts as if nothing has happened. This was an ABC news live feed.

helicopter crash during aerial pursuit

Nothing like women’s sports to entertain us all. I think the WNBA should fold up its tents and give way to a lingerie basketball league. Maybe then people would actually start paying attention.

This brutal attack on this toddler was caused by a rouge cat. This cat later held a kindergarten class hostage. From news accounts he was believed to commit “cop suicide”. As police closed in on him he ingested a full ounce of cat nip and pulled out a shiny object which resembled a gun. It was later discovered he had pulled out a tuna fish sandwich wrapped in aluminum foil.

I guess they just don’t make them like they used to.

This wouldn’t have happened to her in the kitchen. Just sayin’.