Family Guy – Stewie sings chords. Stewie’s describing the chords and how the sounds play on his feelings. Then Brian walks in and it changes the song.

Rising up.
Back on the street.
Did my time. Took my chances.

Family Guy

Peter Griffin sings Eye of a Tiger. Classic Peter move. Got to love this show.

This is the new classic that has already eclipsed 15 million views. It’s what happens when you leave your kid and his dad alone for way too long. It’s funny how much a kid looks like a drunken old man. As they say, ignorance is bliss. So in both of these cases (a drunken man and a baby) I’m sure they’re in heaven. So let’s all raise a glass to a “Baby Trashes Bar in Las Palmas”. An instant classic.

Adam Sandler’s new movie trailer “That’s My Boy”. Looks like Adam Sandler is back.

These eyeball tattoos were done in prison with no tattoo equipment at all. They were done by people with no tattoo experience at all. In a prison cell. They hint that they may have gotten their hands on a hypodermic needle. It’s one of the least common tattoos and very very risky business. It’s eyeball tattooing.

eyeball tattoos

This is a graphic video of a person getting a deep blue eyeball tattoo. He’s one of the few people in the world foolish enough to attempt eyeball tattoos.

The first eyeball tattoo with black. It’s a special ink just for eyes. I’m not sure what that means.

And now here’s green eye tattooing.

sweeet

Pros: Slµts

Cons: The next morning

Best Uses: partying

sweet

(legalese)

All I can think of is mountains, milk maids and soft clouds with pink nipples.  I don’t even think it’s possible for this chick to drown.  I’ve never seen a rack that big that was actually still attractive.

And where the hell was I when it was happening?  Holy shit those girls are fine!

Those pesky boat rails can sometimes be a problem for intoxicated boat passengers looking to impress their friends on video.